Big McHuge Beefy Burger

You want the muscles of David Ryder? Try a protein shake or workout running up and downstairs with railings instead of this recipe because this is not your average burger. You might want to reach speeds of 3 while running after this meal. Here’s what you need to commit mutiny against your diet:

2 Burger patties

2 Onion rings

Ketchup

BBQ sauce (Bold when possible)

Burger buns (2 heels and 1 crown)

Butter

Munster cheese (Not Blast Hard Cheese!)

Now for the beefy muscles:

1. Start up your grill
2. Grill patties until cooked through or to your cooked preference
3. Remove burgers from grill

Now for toasting your buns: (And not by sitting in the gas line that is ignited by lasers!)

1. Place butter to melt in pan
2. Toast both heels and crown on butter until golden
3. Remove from pan and let cool

Now to assemble the burger in the many names of David Ryder:

Place first heel (or bottom bun) on plate

Next add patty on top

Add Munster cheese

Squirt a little ketchup

Place another heel on top of cheese and ketchup

Add another beef patty

Place cheese on top

Squirt BBQ sauce

Add onion rings above sauce

Finish by placing burger bun on top.

Now grab your protein shake, jump into your enforcer, and enjoy! Also don’t forget to sign Sherri’s Birthday Card!

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