Gamera Stew

What something neat for the crock pot? Here is something Servo would not approve of having and I don’t mean Tibby. I mean Gamera Stew! Hopefully it doesn’t give your family doesn’t get salmonella. You won’t need a little turtle meat to cook this meal! Here is what you will need: 1 package of Beef…

Chief Eskimo’s Igloo Steak

In Gamera, the chief of the Eskimo village gives professor Hidaka a legendary stone, which in turn, Servo says, “It looks like a Medium Rare Porter House!” Well, now you can have that legendary stone or in this case a steak that brings evil. Here is what you will need: 8 to 16 oz Porter…

The Big G Burger

Hungry while visiting the Gizmonics institute? Stopping in the cafeteria? Well, today is your lucky day! You are in the “Home of the Big G Burger!” Here is what you will need to make one! 1 LB burger 2 slice cheddar cheese 2 slices of hickory smoked bacon Onion or onion rings (optional) Lettuce (optional)…

Earth sandwiches vs. Tomato Soup

Here, at last, is the recipe for Crow T. Robot’s Famous Earth vs. Soup screenplay! It appeared in Earth vs The Spider and thoughout more episodes! Here is a lunch worth $800 of a $30 Million budget! Here what to you need to be the screenwriter and director! Sliced White Bread 2 Cheese slices of…

Peter Graves’ University of Minnesota Shake

Here is a tasty drink for all of you college MSTies! Peter Graves Goes to the University of Minnesota was one of the screenplays that Crow wrote and appeared on many segments for episode from being acted out in Beginning of The End to tried to be marketed by TV’s Frank’s talent agency in Danger!!…

Cal’s Secret Metalunan Eggo Foreheads

It’s the 24th anniversary of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie and there is only one way to celebrate: EGGOs! During their experience of This Island Earth, Cal and Joe working on the secret EGGO being drop in to the toaster oven. I thought Eggos that shaped like Exeter and the Metalunans’ big unnoticeable forehead…

Servo’s Internal Raging Storm

I’m already so sorry. There is nothing clean about this recipe. I’m gonna say this was one odd recipe idea for a riff that has been used from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians to Reptilicus. You might be running low ingredients on your pantry door. Anyway, as Tom Servo famously put it, “Diarrhea is a…

Gorgo’s Slow Cooked Corned Beef and Cabbage

Leonard Maltin may suggest Gorgo for Mike and the ‘Bots but I suggest a recipe based on it for St. Patrick’s Day. You don’t need to be a treasure hunter to get this good of a recipe. Here is my recipe for corned beef and cabbage with vegetables in the slow cooker. 4 Carrots (peeled…

March recipes!!

I’ve been planning for St. Patrick’s Day and beyond! I may have a recipe for a pizza that has been sitting around for 2 hours and more Gamera. Hope you are ready to get in the kitchen this month! Keep an eye out for posts!